June 2010
1 post
Female Condom that Prevents Rape →
Genious Invention by a South African doctor. All women must see this!
March 2010
8 posts
“Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. Love the people who...”
– sisterly advice
“Person #1: Wow, you’re a lot of fun. How are we not friends on...”
– I think I could actually hear the crack of reality’s hand against this persons face. amazing…
Earthquake in Chile alters Earth's axis
“It was one of the largest earthquakes in history, measuring a bone-jarring 8.8 on the Richter Scale. Because of both its placement and strength, the quake rocked the Earth so much that the planet’s axis was altered, rotation speed increased, and the day shortened by 1.26 microseconds.”
Excerpt from:...
“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he...”
– Oscar Wilde
February 2010
21 posts
“Fell down the subway stairs this morning and might have injured my neck and...”
– Happy Friday
Goin with Red
After much considering and re-considering, I decided on the blue geisha costume (found a couple posts below) for the masquerade, buuut of course the costume store I went to didnt end up having it in stock, so I spent some time in the fitting room and came up with a pretty satisfactory second…
Decisions...Decisions...
Goin to a masquerade party. Only question is…am I going as “naughty” or “nice” ?
“Skidoosh”
– my new favorite word
“My co-worker told me today that the temperature was going to reach the...”
– harumpf
Trick Photography w/ Album Covers
Just a few examples of excellent photography…I could definitely get into this
image credit: emics
image credit: Meyer Ardila
image credit: Ingrid Opstad
…My sentiments exactly
Cobain... beyond Nirvana
I have always been interested in Cobain’s story. Recently, I was flipping through my Netflix movies and found that my profile suggested this documentary on his life. I found it very eye opening, but also very suggestive. But that’s just my opinion. Check it out…
Oh and If stories like this one interest you. I would also take a look at the story of singer/songwriter Sam Cooke....
Lessons I've Learned...
I’ve learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
I’ve learned that you can keep going long after you can’t.
I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be...
Scientists Create Brain Cells From Skin Cells
Bioscientists announced Wednesday that they have turned the skin cells of mice into brain cells in less than a week.
The red objects are former mouse embryonic fibroblasts to which three genes have been applied, prompting them to turn from skin cells into neurons. Credit: Tommy Vierbuchen
“We actively and directly induced one cell type to become a completely different cell...
"Hi. Youve reached dumbass and since i believe...
soooo, my current voicemail greeting is..well lets just say its on the side of unique. (its not the above title. although if i had the balls that would actually be kind of funny) My greeting has brought in a few messages of laughter and a few of thoughtful insight, which (mission accomplished) made my message reviewing experience exactly that. A mini experience. I had only planned to keep it for...
January 2010
2 posts
Sarcasm
“There is nothing more beautiful than sarcasm. That is definitely an overstatement but it should balance the moronic comment which says that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. Now, whoever made that statement was desperately in need of a rectal broomstick extraction procedure.
Sarcasm usually requires a quick wit, and the ability to extract the minutest points of weakness in a...
December 2009
2 posts
Whenever I listen to this song, I just stop in my...
WatchAlice and Wonderland in theaters March 5, 2010!…kick…ass
August 2009
1 post
“There’s just something about it…things happened yesterday, things...”
– Naomi Fulcher
July 2009
3 posts
The Secrets of the Apsniks: An anthropologic view...
* I took an Anthropology class a couple years ago where I learned about the cultural elitism of Americans towards other cultures. Taking a deeper look, we find that most Americans seem to perceive themselves as culturally superior based solely on being shockingly content remaining ignorant of the complexities of other cultures. Here, I wrote an “ethnography” in the perspective of an...
“In our darkest hour, In my deepest despair, will you still care? Will you be...”
– Michael Jackson
“Things are always changing…just as fast as everything stays the same”
June 2009
8 posts
Just found this funny....
Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
Witness:...
Just when you thought you've heard it all...
….this boat of lunacy comes sailing. No seriously, I mean a literal boat of lunatics. Apparently, luxury ocean liners in Russia are offering pirate hunting cruises aboard armed private yachts off the Somali coast.
Wealthy “wannabe” pirate hunters pay £3,500 per day to patrol the most dangerous waters in the world hoping (yes, you heard right..hoping) to be attacked by real...
May 2009
11 posts
I wish i could just pack a bag, get on a plane and disappear for awhile…
“Commitment is only commitment when there’s no expiration date”
– House
"Rock Out"
You have been given a direct order to rock the fuck out….
Rock out like you were just given the last rock and roll record on earth and the minutes are counting down to flames
Rock out like you just won both showcase showdowns
Rock out like the streets are empty except for you your bicycle and your headphones
Rock out like your lips were just placed onto a breakdancing muse with legs that go...